We love going to country concerts, don’t you? You get to hear some great music, hear awesome stories and usually have a chuckle or two. Of course, if it’s a Blake Shelton concert, you’re likely going to have a chuckle or 10 … thousand.
Blake is arguably one of the funniest artists in country music, and when he gets in front of his fans, he seems willing to go to any extreme to make sure they have a great time and several laughs during his set. One of the extremes he just went through was showing his love, affection and appreciation to “Country Music Freaks Tour” opening act, Brett Eldredge …
… with a big wet kiss on the face.
Brett seems a little surprised by the gesture, but we aren’t really sure why he would be. Blake is almost a phantom kisser or a kissing bandit, constantly surprising his male peers with this hysterical, and usually unexpected, display of affection.
He has planted his pucker on the stoic Trace Adkins more than once.
And Luke Bryan is also a repeat target for the overly-affectionate Oklahoma country boy.
His lips have also landed on Adam Levine’s face multiple times during broadcasts of “The Voice.”
And, to be sure, Adam has reciprocated appropriately.
Heck, He’s even managed to plant a masculine smack on girlfriend Gwen Stefani’s dad.
So Brett has actually become part of a very prestigious group of men who are the recipients of Blake’s abundant displays of slobbery bromance
Of course, as handsome as Trace, Luke, Adam and Brett all are, along with Gwen’s adorable dad, and as magical as we’re sure those intimate moments were, we feel pretty confident that they don’t hold a candle to the true object of his affection: Gwen herself.
She’s much prettier, her legs are way less hairy and her lips are beautifully puckered.
Blake and Gwen have been an item for over two years now, so it makes sense that she is much more comfortable with her fella’s random lip locks than any of his peers might be, but there are also several more dates on the “Country Music Freaks Tour,” so tourmates Trace and Brett may just want to buckle up and invest in a supply of disinfecting soap or lip balm, depending how receptive they are to his kisses.